Kilka cytatów

Dostaliśmy Road Book. Organizatorzy napisali tam kawa na ławę co robić a czego nie. Kilka cytatów:

"...One word about PDA navigation systems. DO NOT USE THEM. They are worthless and they will break by the end of the trip. Don't bring the iPhone to Africa!..."

Ewangeliści wg Św. Jobsa już szykują wyprawę krzyżową.

"..Don't bring eggs or foods in glass jars. They'll break. One of my favorite quotes is from the 2005 Budapest-Bamako. 'The eggs, the instant coffee and the beer got a little mixed up'..."

Kurcze. Szkoda.

"...Women should dress modestly. Don't put on high heels and your sexy, black cocktail dress in the Sahara..."

Białe kozaczki odpadają...

"..In Morocco they might ask you at checkpoints who is in charge or who is responsible. Just say that he is not far behind in a yellow Mercedes..."

Taaa... szef zawsze jeździ Mercem. Oczywiste.

"...PLEASE KEEP TWO THINGS IN MIND:
– WOMEN ASK MEN FOR DRINKS IN PORN MOVIES ONLY.
– LIFE IS NOT A PORN MOVIE..."

W sumie prosta zasada.

"...If a kid breaks your window, don’t be afraid to catch him and take him to the village chief or to his father. You have every right to demand a goat or a virgin for your broken window..."

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